Average User Ratings
Somerville is Stuck in 1985
Ewww. The red carpeting, the bad vinyl couches, and the clowns that workout there make this place a bad twist between Saturday Night Fever meets momma's boy on steroids. The owner is a back-in-the-day feathered hair, gold chain, zip-up-high-heel boot-wearing idiot! The parking lot is full of late model Corvettes and Trans Ams. The women have hair as big as their botched boob implants. This place is a mess!
Ewww. The red carpeting, the bad vinyl couches, and the clowns that workout there make this place a bad twist between Saturday Night Fever meets momma's boy on steroids. The owner is a back-in-the-day feathered hair, gold chain, zip-up-high-heel boot-wearing idiot! The parking lot is full of late model Corvettes and Trans Ams. The women have hair as big as their botched boob implants. This place is a mess!
posted by Anonymous User on 2007-12-01
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